DNB FESTIVALS AFTERPRTY
Captain's Log, Stardate -299,398. I am Captain Blofeld of the USS Komín. We are currently facing an imminent invasion from the Jump Up system, a situation that has both the crew and myself on high alert.
Our mission: to negotiate a peace treaty with two emissaries from the Francopod system, Zudakabass and Miss Chemar. Despite their seemingly divergent interests, it is my hope that we can find a common ground that will ensure peace for both their species and ours. The negotiations are going to take place at Starbase Cross very soon and we cannot afford any delays.
On board, there's another threat we are grappling with - a virulent plague known as "Mainstream DnB" is sweeping through the crew. Our ship's doctor, MagicKá, is working tirelessly to stem the tide of the infection, but time is not on our side.
Simultaneously, our Chief Technical Officer, Gesiman, alongside Lieutenant Twomix and Counselor Candle Sauce are neck-deep in efforts to restore our ship's propulsion system. Our warp speed capability has failed entirely, presenting a very real risk that we won't arrive in time to conduct the crucial negotiations.
Their proposed solution: Convergent Hyper-Impulse Magneto-Neutrino Yield Engine (in short. C.H.I.M.N.E.Y), a leap in propulsion technology that promises to enhance warp drive performance and speed. The technology is experimental, but the situation calls for bold action.
Captain's Log, Supplemental. Stardate -299,398. An unexpected turn of events. Our ship has been boarded by none other than Captain Marmite of the Federation starship USS Buckethat. The Captain, known for his diplomatic prowess, has graciously offered his assistance in our treaty negotiations. We welcome the unexpected help as we navigate these complex diplomatic waters, while our ship itself navigates the interstellar expanse towards the Francopod system.
USS Komín feat. Blofeld
Miss Chemar (Fr)
Zudakabass (Fr)
Marmite (UK)